Maybe It's Really a Red Balloon.

Keyra Augustina, apparently known to the internet as

"The World's Perfect Ass."

photo: RockyJay.Com

I really wanted to post today, but I was stuck on subjects. I looked through my folder of "Possible Pics to Use on the Blog" and came across this one. The funny thing is, it's not a spanking photo. Or, if it is one, nowhere is it labeled as such. I even did a search on the model, Keyra Augustina, and spanking. They do not seem to go hand in hand. So this got me thinking again, as it did when I first found the image - why is her bottom so red?

On another subject entirely, my local and amazing bookstore, Powell's Books, is currently running a Six Word Memoir Contest. Six word memoirs are less like memoirs, more like very short haiku. For weeks, this has had me attempting to sum up life's experience's in exactly six words. This morning, I even decided to try Twittering one six word "memoir" per hour, but I only managed one. (I'm terrible at this Twitter thing. Watch me attempt it here.) Now, I am trying to come up with six word memoirs for this woman's bright red bottom.

Next time, check the water temperature.

Timer buzzes. This bird is cooked!

Roxanne turned the red light on.

(My apologies for The Police reference.)

Instructions: apply rouge to cheeks. Ohhhh.

Maybe it's really a red balloon.

The real definition of "bubble butt."

Submit your own six word memoirs in the comments! No contest here - everybody wins when we're writing about bottoms!