A Spanking Alphabet
by Abby Williams
A is for apple, delicious and red,
like an arse that’s been spanked and then sent off to bed.
B is for backside, for butt, and for bum,
and don’t forget bottom, that’s my favorite one.
C is for caning, cruel and correcting,
so be on your best when the teach comes inspecting.
D is for Dad, his spanks are the meanest,
he’ll cause you more pain than a dental hygienist.
E is embarrassed, each time you find
it’s time once again to bare your behind.
F is for flogging, figging, and fear –
but pain can be sexy applied to your rear.
G is for grievance, imagined or real,
if you’ve done the crime, then punished you’ll feel.
H is for hairbrush, watch out for its sting,
it’s surprisingly mean for such a regular thing.
I is for imp, and a naughty imp, too!
Imagine if real imps were as naughty as you!
J is for jiggly and juicy, like jelly,
when you get your bum smacked while you lie on your belly.
K is for knee, as in “Over it, now!”
No need for a why if you’ve got when, where, and how.
L is for lashes, the kind that you get
in tens or in dozens, they oft come in sets.
M is for mercy, but for you there is none
until penance is paid and your spanking is done.
N is for naughty, who wants to be good
when your tush loves the feel of leather and wood?
O is for “Ow!” “Ouch!” “Oh!” “Oomph!” and “Oof!”
A spanking may hurt but a pink bum’s the proof.
P is for paddles, all shapes and all sizes.
If you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, a paddling might be what the prize is.
Q is for quiz, as in, “If you fail,
you’ll stay after school and learn how to wail.”
R is for riding crop, no need for a horse,
though pony play’s still an option, of course.
S is for strapping with leather that’s thick.
If the spanking’s in the woodshed, a strap’s a classic pick.
T is for tawse, the scourge of the Scots,
it bites like a cane - but it gives me the hots!
U is for undies ‘round your ankles or knees,
spanking’s best on the bare, no matter your pleas.
V is for vibrate, sometimes it’s fun
to get spanked with a vibe tucked into your bum.
W is for whipping, there are so many kinds
I’d write a whole other poem, if I had the time.
X is for Xerxes, a Persian king of invasion
who might have conquered more land if he’d used spanking as persuasion.
Y is for “Yes, Sir,” if he asks you to stand,
or bend over, or lie down, if there’s a cane in his hand.
Z is for zesty, a life full of spanks,
so spankers get spanking and spankees – get spanked!
like an arse that’s been spanked and then sent off to bed.
B is for backside, for butt, and for bum,
and don’t forget bottom, that’s my favorite one.
C is for caning, cruel and correcting,
so be on your best when the teach comes inspecting.
D is for Dad, his spanks are the meanest,
he’ll cause you more pain than a dental hygienist.
E is embarrassed, each time you find
it’s time once again to bare your behind.
F is for flogging, figging, and fear –
but pain can be sexy applied to your rear.
G is for grievance, imagined or real,
if you’ve done the crime, then punished you’ll feel.
H is for hairbrush, watch out for its sting,
it’s surprisingly mean for such a regular thing.
I is for imp, and a naughty imp, too!
Imagine if real imps were as naughty as you!
J is for jiggly and juicy, like jelly,
when you get your bum smacked while you lie on your belly.
K is for knee, as in “Over it, now!”
No need for a why if you’ve got when, where, and how.
L is for lashes, the kind that you get
in tens or in dozens, they oft come in sets.
M is for mercy, but for you there is none
until penance is paid and your spanking is done.
N is for naughty, who wants to be good
when your tush loves the feel of leather and wood?
O is for “Ow!” “Ouch!” “Oh!” “Oomph!” and “Oof!”
A spanking may hurt but a pink bum’s the proof.
P is for paddles, all shapes and all sizes.
If you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, a paddling might be what the prize is.
Q is for quiz, as in, “If you fail,
you’ll stay after school and learn how to wail.”
R is for riding crop, no need for a horse,
though pony play’s still an option, of course.
S is for strapping with leather that’s thick.
If the spanking’s in the woodshed, a strap’s a classic pick.
T is for tawse, the scourge of the Scots,
it bites like a cane - but it gives me the hots!
U is for undies ‘round your ankles or knees,
spanking’s best on the bare, no matter your pleas.
V is for vibrate, sometimes it’s fun
to get spanked with a vibe tucked into your bum.
W is for whipping, there are so many kinds
I’d write a whole other poem, if I had the time.
X is for Xerxes, a Persian king of invasion
who might have conquered more land if he’d used spanking as persuasion.
Y is for “Yes, Sir,” if he asks you to stand,
or bend over, or lie down, if there’s a cane in his hand.
Z is for zesty, a life full of spanks,
so spankers get spanking and spankees – get spanked!
I like it. Good job.
ReplyDeleteWomen such as you can be quite distracting though. So I think Xerxes would have conquered less land.
Ha! Thank you. :-) I guess I wasn't thinking about that aspect of it when I was writing it. At first I was trying to make it a rhyme about Xerxes from the film "300," but I wanted to use "kink" or "kinky" and just couldn't find a rhyme and meter to make it work.
DeleteI'm happy you like the poem! I hope others do, too. I don't always post things this playful, so it was a nice change. I was supposed to do the A-to-Z Blogging Challenge, but I have so many other projects going on that I decided at the last minute it just wasn't do-able. So I wrote a quick homage to the entire alphabet instead!
Wow Abby that was wonderful. I really enjoyed reading your A-Z of spanking.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy
Hi Lindy! I'm so happy you liked it. I really enjoyed writing it! Hugs, Abby
DeleteSuperb Abby. I'm Sophie your friend on Spanking Tube. Like you my favourite word is bottom and, also like you, I'm always embarrassed when made to bare it for a spanking :)
ReplyDeleteHi Sophie! I'm so happy you had a chance to stop by my blog. :-) Thank you! Hope you're having a great weekend so far!
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