Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Liver, Liver, Chinese Dinner



There are three C's that make up my favorite romantic night: caning, Chinese food, and cuddles.

Some would say that punishment is it's own reward, but the very mention that there will be Chinese takeout after discipline serves as foreplay for me. I'll take an extra dozen strokes for an extra egg roll.

Instituted in 2005 in the early days of our relationship, I'll admit, I think these nights were originally bribes to get me to enjoy caning more, and that's okay because I sure did come to love it! But they're fewer and farther between now. We save such triple-C nights as a treat for birthdays, anniversaries, celebrations. So when suddenly it turned out I might have to give them up entirely, it felt like being told there were no more roses for Valentine's day, no more stockings for Christmas. Don't get me wrong, I love taking a good caning, but I love taking it followed by a Chinese feast and a fun movie at home while cuddling with Mr. W so much more.

I went to the doctor because I've been feeling more and more worn out the last few months. I thought it might be my depression rearing it's head, but I also wanted to have my thyroid checked, along with whatever else the doctor thought might be wise. I went to a new primary care provider as I hated my last one, so they had no medical history on me. Fortunately, they agreed with running some blood tests, and two days later I had my first news: my liver enzymes were elevated, they wanted to take more blood and do an ultrasound on my abdomen.

This was terrifying news. I quit drinking 3 years 3 months ago. I've lost almost 100 lbs. I am Wonder Woman. But here it was, the damage was already done. In my dramatic assessment, I had briefly become invincible, but now I was probably going to die. Worse, first I was going to lose all my lower internal organs, I wouldn't be able to be spanked, I wouldn't be able to have sex or do butt stuff. I would be worse than dead.

The ultrasound was no help to my assumption. The results from that were that I had high echoes in my liver and a lesion on my kidney. I'll save you the agony that took over a week for me to learn - my kidneys are fine, there are no lesions or tumors. Like seeing a little penis on a baby in an ultrasound and then giving birth to a girl, there was nothing actually there to be seen. But high echoes in my liver! Hello - hello - - hello - - -

I have fatty liver. Of all the unattractive disease names! Now I'm seeing a gastroenterologist and I have a test this coming Friday to find out how much of my liver is functioning. While the liver has an incredible ability to repair itself, and I may have already done a lot of internal repair by becoming a weight-lifting gym-loving goddess, what's dead is dead and if any of my liver is dead, it isn't coming back.

Now, what I should have done is wait to write this until I have the final verdict. But I thought maybe I would blog more sexy spanking and bum stuff if sometimes I just blog stuff about me, so here we are, trying to explain what Chinese food caning night has to do with my fatty liver.

Well, it turns out I shouldn't eat most food. My liver is having trouble filtering out the nasties like fat, salt, and white flour and sugar, so the nutrients and energy my body needs aren't getting distributed via my bloodstream as well as they could be. Sure enough, a week and two days into this diagnosis and having trimmed my diet to mostly green vegetables, fish, and a little yogurt, my energy is significantly improved, my sleep is better, and I'm not crying all the time. I've cut my protein intake in half and it's incredible. It turns out I have more energy from 10g of protein than from 20g, which makes me realize my body wasn't actually processing all the protein I was giving it.

I'm hoping that the results of my next test will tell me that most of my liver is just fine, that I can still have a treat meal now and again. If so, maybe I will be so lucky as to enjoy the 3 C's for Christmas! I'm hoping that we don't have to add a 4th C: cirrhosis. But if we do, I am already well on my way to understanding what I need to do for my body to feel better.

Do you have a favorite food after a spanking? Or a medical concern that makes you worry that someday you will not be able to partake in this thing we do? You are not alone!

I thought I could make the whole thing fun with a little naked tush accountability, so while I am on a focused path to losing more weight and being the healthiest me I can be, I am going to try to share a weekly pic. I love my butt the way it is now! It's curvy and jiggly and so much fun. But a shapelier butt is going to mean a hella sexy liver, so I need to do this.

Abby Williams, trying to make fatty liver sexy since December 2019.

I went to the doctor and all I got was this peachy butt sticker and fatty liver disease!

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Free Paddle Fridays on Twitter - Enter Now for a Chance to Win!

Are you following @MrWilliamsTLRW on Twitter? He's giving away another paddle this Friday! Follow and retweet for a chance to win!


All paddles are handcrafted by Mr. W and sold by us on our Etsy storefront, Little Red Bookshop. Become a part of our Little Red family!

Also, just putting this out there - all our paddles are new and unused! Mr. W makes prototypes for testing but the item you receive is brand "spanking" new. However, if you would rather receive a paddle that has spanked me, or would like to work out a custom paddle/photo set, contact me at abby.schoolhouse@gmail.com. I love this idea and if you do too, let's make it happen. I get really happy when other people get excited by my butt. :-)

Friday, November 8, 2019

Follow Friday

Happy Friday Fellow Spankos!

I finally made some new additions to the blogroll. As our little book and paddle shop grows, I'm really hoping I can make blogging a regular thing again. Send me your blog links, I am ages behind and still catching up!

Big Daddy Cat - The Musings of a Lifetime Spanko

A celebration of all things spanking with both fiction and features on those things closest to a spanko's heart - belts, butts, and more!


O&P Spanking Stories

Home to the Oaks and Pines online school roleplay game! I am checking this out this weekend and you should too! Plus lots of sexy spanking and schoolgirl pics.


Send me your links, and don't forget to follow Mr. W and myself on Twitter. Mr. W keeps giving away hardwood spanking paddles, don't miss out on #freepaddlefriday! We'll be running a promo for my blog readers here soon too, so please keep checking back.


I know I have not been a reliable blogger, but it's been 12 years and I keep coming back. I'm so happy you amazing folks keep coming back too. Love you and thank you! Sometimes just knowing you're all out there, that we're all out in the world together, secret and separate but still connected,  is what keeps me going.


Wednesday, November 6, 2019

A #WhippyWednesday Fantasy

Craving spanking? Me too! Today only: 10% select spanking and bdsm novels at Little Red Bookshop!

I woke up wanting to take Mr. W over my knee and begin his day with a long, slow hand spanking. The kind that begins with a sting to both palm and buttocks but warms quickly even in the mid-autumn morning chill. I wanted to coax his bottom pink lovingly, firmly.

Once rouged, his backside would be ready for my bedside Auntie Abby paddle, this one in knotty alder, a perfect lighter weight hardwood to continue the work of my hand. It gets me, this paddle, and oh does it get him too. Each swat lands perfectly and in this fantasy, I imagine his legs straightening, ankles twisting as he adjusts to the next level of discipline. I hear him sigh in memory and fantasy; I am wet just from the memory of how wet I become when I spank him like this.

This is no punishment spanking. Each smack, progressively harder, is a reward for the day yet to come. I deliver a productive pain, the kind that can be stored, drawn upon, resourced for strength. I envision a moment later in the day - he is struck by a moment of doubt, an uncertainty in one thing or another. And then: the memory of the spanking, how beautifully he took all those strokes - he stands taller, his confidence returned.

Ours is not a power exchange but a power supercollider. The spanking is not a give and take, it is a multiplication of the core energies that drive us. It is our kink become nourishing substance, become the energy of our day.

Instead of this fantasy coming to fruition, it is only Wednesday and my employment sadly involves things other than Mr. W's backside, so off to work I went, only to find very little to do and plenty of time to fantasize. A blog post was born.

I also set up a little Whippy Wednesday 10% sale on Little Red Bookshop, so that I could feel connected to our fellow spankos. Thank you for swinging by my blog and maybe our shop too! This is such a huge piece of my heart between spanking and books, being able to share it with the kinky world means more than my little heart knows how to say.

Curious about the Knotty Alder Auntie Abby paddle? I'll be writing about it more so keep an eye out. Or check it out for yourself! 


Follow us on Twitter: @abbyw2007 and @MrWilliamsTLWS

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Get Spanked Like Me!



Our spanking paddle line has launched!

Mr. W's handcrafted pieces are now available on Etsy at

Little Red Bookshop.


We are calling our spanking toy brand The Little Red Woodshed. Since our bookshop sells erotica and spanking novels, along with a growing collection of curated vintage reads, we decided to launch the paddles alongside our many sexy books!

As always, I have so much to tell you all about! Now that we sell spanking paddles, I think you'll be hearing a lot more from me. Not to mention, Mr. W makes prototypes for us to try before he crafts just the right paddles for the shop, so I'll have plenty of detailed spank-testing stories for you. And I'm on both sides of the paddle now!

For now, I would love so much for you to visit our shop and check out the bookstore we've been building thiis past year and the beautiful paddles that Mr. W just launched today. Our Little Red Bookshop is truly representative of who we are, and we are so very excited to share what we love, discover, and create with you.

Here are just a few! We have plenty more, and more on the way. Mr. W is constantly creating, crafting, and learning new ways to punish naughty bottoms like yours and mine.

Monkey Pod Auntie Paddle Dark $45.00
free shipping in the US

 
Mahogany Auntie Paddle $40.00
free shipping in the US



Spalted Maple Arched Back Heavy Paddle $75.00
free shipping in the US


Ash Short OTK Spanking Paddle $35.00
free shipping in the US

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

News from the Abbey, Week 07-01-2019


Oh my gosh folks, does this lazy entrepreneur need a spanking or what???

This is just one of the many stacks of books I haven't set up for The Naughty Abbey. That's right - I didn't get any of them set up this weekend! I needed some extra sleep and downtime - put your health first, my pervy peeps.  I'm sorry I'm behind, though. I love sharing these incredible vintage books with you.

I did get a few nice swats this weekend, just not enough to keep me on track! Mr. W got in a few solid smacks to my bare wet butt after I came in from the pool (so stingy!!!) and later got me in the kitchen with a firm hand over my shorts. Those kitchen spanks felt ahhh-maaaay-zing but there weren't enough of them! I think I need to tell Mr. W that his Little Bookseller is in need of a Manager Daddy if she's going to keep selling books!

Here are this week's sale titles. Have fun poking around if you haven't been to my shop yet!


Crowd-Pleasing Kink - 10% Off
Last Week's Most Visited Titles (Sale Dates 7/1 - 7/7)

Non-stop sex scenes circa 1976

Victorian porn = flagellation

My Etsy search results agree, incest is best

A MILF fantasy run wild

In paddle news....

I've been working on my product photos for the Auntie Abby paddle. Here she is in mahogany. I want this piece to be my flagship wooden spanking toy, available in a variety of hardwoods. We're planning on mahogany, knotty alder, walnut, and maple, but we also collect unique hardwoods so you might see this pop up in monkey pod, purple heart, or even mango! Should we make it in soft wood too? Do you prefer your paddles in pine? Let us know in the comments!





Monday, June 24, 2019

Hot Pink Pearl - Week of 6/24 at The Naughty Abbey


Bruising from just a few whacks of a small walnut OTK paddle made by Mr. W.
Get one like it at The Naughty Abbey


Hi! I know I promised the Auntie Abby paddles would be ready last week, but I redesigned the hanging strap for them this weekend so now there will be leather and non-leather options. We also designed a thicker version for an Auntie and Uncle paddle set! Still trying to figure out product photos, it turns out I am a terrible photographer, lol!

Updates from the Abbey

Crowd-Pleasing Kink - 10% off
Last Week's Most Visited Titles (Sale Dates 6/24 - 6/30)

First Place: Sleep Around Sis
Second Place: Young Bride's Weakness - SOLD
Third Place:  Sex Swap Camp


New Listings





A Must-Own for Spankophiles!
Ballantine Books, 1987



Signet Classic Edition, 1996



Girl-Girl Games by Rex Weldon
Carlyle Communications, A Beeline Book, 1976



The Boy Who Blossomed by Sandy Thomas
A Sandy Thomas Publication, 1993
20% off for Pride Month

Monday, June 17, 2019

Updates from The Naughty Abbey

So much going on at The Naughty Abbey, my vintage erotica and hand-crafted spanking toy shop!

Little Red Woodshop Sneak Peak

Mr. W has opened a spanking toy shop. I'm learning product photography so I can feature his beautiful pieces on Etsy.  As an introductory promo, check out these OTK paddles - in need of better photos but the paddles are incredible! So many more pieces on the way. 

These over-the-knee hardwood paddles are 10" long with a 4.5" round flat spanking surface. Each paddle is approximately 7/8" thick for a deep thuddy smack. 

Knotty Alder Over the Knee Spanking Paddle - $30 with FREE US shipping
Walnut OTK Over the Knee Spanking Paddle - $35 with FREE US shipping





Just a few titles left!!!

Crowd Pleasing Kink - 10% Off Last Week's Most Visited Titles (Sale Through 6/23)

Last Week's Top Three
Honorable Mention: Our Fair Flagellants Volume 2 - SOLD

Coming This Week

More titles for our Pride sale, a few Victorian erotica reprints (including a fantastic hot pink edition of The Pearl), and unique vintage gift ideas. Plus more paddles by Mr. W!!!

The Aunty Abby - Coming this week!!!

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

New at the Smutshop - Two First Edition Spanking Novels from Blue Moon and Venus Library

 

Schoolhouse Readers! I know I owe you many delicious posts featuring my spanking vignettes and ass-centric adventures.

In the meanwhile, check out the newest vintage adult books at The Naughty Abbey, both first edition first printing collectible novels featuring spanking and flagellation.




Sample pages from The Blue Train






Sample pages from Our Fair Flagellants (Volume Two)





Let's get busy... reading!

xoxo,
Abby

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Abby's Vintage Smutshop and Google Ate My Baby

Hello my fellow kinky folks!

Check this out: I have a vintage pornographic bookstore! 




Back when Mr. W and I first met working at Barnes & Noble in Southern California, we discovered that we both enjoyed books by "Anonymous," mainly those delightful Grove Press and Blue Moon books published in the 1980's and 90's. One night, in retrospect one of our first dates, we went out driving around Los Angeles, hunting for the last remaining adult bookshops still selling actual adult books. Even in 2003, those titles were becoming hard to come by, and we only found them in one shop. More importantly, we found each other - in our stories as we drove from place to place, in our shared delight in the same pornography, the same kink! It was the night I knew he and I were opposite sides of the same book jacket and that we had a lifetime of literary projects ahead of us.

This past January, we decided to buy a large lot of adult books in order to start our own adult bookshop. All the titles are vintage, currently the online selection runs from the late 1960's through the late 1990's. We opened on Etsy for ease of use, and we are off and running! We've been working on bringing in more titles since then, and I have a lot of back stock to set up.



Of course we have spanking titles! A good bit of  Grove Press and some Blue Moon, and I know I have more in back stock, including at least one Richard Manton. I am also enjoying getting to know the smorgasbord of kinks in some of the publishers I hadn't explored before now. Beeline Books are chock full of absolute nonsensical and delightful sex scenes ranging from masturbation to ... you name it. We have more taboo content than I was expecting, but it turns out it was extremely common! So yes! We have some pretty naughty stuff.



My book listings feature informational tidbits and my own descriptions. While I haven't all of the titles (though I do own some of them in duplicate), I am enjoying a light review process in order to provide kinky keywords, key plot elements, or observations about book elements I find particularly sexy or entertaining. This is also why it takes me so long to set up additional titles! But I love really SHARING these books with the world.




Shameless marketing: Free shipping in the US! And everything ships in discrete plain packaging from our LLC. Come check out my little bookshop, I am so gosh darn excited about it!

AND to add to the excitement, Mr. W has been making wood and leather spanking toys. I'm going to start listing some of the wood paddles in my shop as well. I'll let you know when those are up!


On where my blog went recently:

I discovered yesterday that Google had disabled my account and everything attached to it - including this blog! I didn't take it down. I just hadn't logged in, due to being super busy with life, work, and - powerlifting! I am a stronger, better, even sexier Abby. I finally feel good in my own skin. Anyhow, upon learning of Google's spaz, I fixed the issue and here I am. Sorry gang!